Election Victory for the Royalists

Last week's election victory was a deciding moment for the Kingdom of Pooba. The nation has given its full support for the Royalist Party. The Royalists - sponsored by my very good self - swept into power, obtaining 10 out of 10 seats available for the first senate session. A firm confirmation of what I have achieved over the past five weeks since declaring independence.

Now, this election could be criticised by "some" due to the lack of political parties. Well, to be more precise, there was only one political party (yes, the Royalists). This was not down to any strict control of political thought, as has occurred in the past in totalitarian regimes. But perhaps more an expression of the close community within Pooba since our inception. In fact, such is the feeling that I am hailing this period 'The Era of Good Feelings'.

Of course, this election would be open to other critical stirrings about its legitimacy. But as enshrined in our constitution, all voters have the right to express their disapproval by ticking the 'None of the Above' box. And, if this box obtained more than 50% of the votes the election would have been immediately declared null and void. But this did not happen on the 1st of April: it was 100% endorsement of the Royalist Party and its leader, Lord Campion.

Enough of this negativity! What of the future, you may ask?

I have sat down with Lord Campion, newly entrusted in his position as Speaker of the Senate. I hope to work very closely with Campion about the reforms that we wish to make. As stated in the newly ratified constitution, the Senate does not have any direct legislative powers. However, it can propose domestic reform. The sphere of foreign policy and affairs stays with the monarch; although the Senate can vote against treaties, alliances and other entanglements if it chooses.

I'm sure our working relationship will be a fruitful one. As well as ratifying the constitution, the Senate has also agreed on my list of ministers. The Council of Ministers will meet up under my leadership whenever needed, and they currently consist of only Lord Stanley (Defence Minister). I am hoping that more positions will be filled in the weeks ahead.

Anyhow, it is time for the monarch's mid-day nap. I look forward to discussing more matters with you all in the near future. Ta ta, for now!