Saturday 21 March 2015

The Signing of the Constitution

 

An important act in the short history of the Kingdom of Pooba has been achieved: the signing of our very first constitution. Ever since declaring independence from Great Britain on 1st March 2015 the central figures of our nation have discussed, debated, and delighted in the construction of a constitution that is fit for purpose. Furthermore, it is hoped that it will stand the test of time in the months ahead as Pooba continues to grow.

The constitution establishes the kingdom as a democratic monarchy. I, its deluded and magnificent head, retain a wide executive power. For example, I dictate foreign policy and hire and fire the council of ministers who arrange and draft legislation. However, elements of democracy are given room to breathe in the political system, particularly in the form of a Senate. This Senate is voted on once every four months, with the first election soon happening on 1st April 2015. The Senate can oppose legislation and act as a safety block on my tyrannical spells.

However, the democratic ideal is not constrained within the political system only. It holds great sway within our growing culture, providing avenues of discussion and debate continue into the future. Furthermore, our equal rights provisions are far and wide: it is up to Poobians everywhere to ensure that our record remains untarnished.

Such was the cause for celebration with the signing of the constitution that a great party was held last weekend (many Poobians are only just recovering from a week-long hangover). At this party other announcements were made, including the awarding of the Green Cross of Honour to myself and Prince Fred for our brave actions in the recent Battle of the Bins. Furthermore, new subjects were also introduced, including Lord Campion and Lord Stanley. I strongly believe that we will hear much more from these delightful individuals in the weeks ahead.

As for your king, I must retire back to the bedroom. I devoured one too many sherries last weekend during the celebrations. I hope to recover in time for the upcoming election, in which I am confident the loyal Royalists will come up trumps. In Pooba we trust!

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