The Very First Thirty Day Plan

Today I addressed the forum in Pooba Prime in order to deliver an address on the future of our homeland. Having been instrumental in the founding of the Kingdom of Pooba just a handful of days ago, it was time to set down a plan of action for the upcoming thirty days. And so here it is, the very first Thirty Day Plan:

Hello ladies, gentlemen, comrades and four-legged friends,

I, your most magnificent and unwise king, have been working tirelessly in constructing a plan in which our young nation will take over the month of March. I am calling it the First Thirty Day Plan, in the anticipation that it will be so great that it will be the first of many more to come.

Having taken advice from other micronations on the interweb-sphere, there are some key areas that need immediate attention if Pooba is to survive beyond the course of a week.

Step 1: Create and agree on a constitution. Your king anticipates that this will be a masterwork of equality and agreement. This must set down in stone the power of my (enlightened!) tyrannical rule, as well as look out for every one of citizens. Furthermore, the constitution should actually define what a citizen is to be!! Is it for only those who live in Pooba Prime, or for other folk from across this planet?

Step 2: Create a website in order to provide a web presence and a forum in which citizens can come together to argue, laugh and cry.

Step 3: Agree on a national flag and associated emblems. The current wavy blue lines are not entirely to his royal’s tastes.

Step 4: Write, play and sing our nation’s anthem. Or, alternatively, hum a few words to a separate song.

Step 5: Claim more land. Like all monarchs, I am greedy and wish for more than simply Pooba Prime itself. In fact, what of our ambitions for world domination? A policy, of sorts, must be written down for future reference.

In tackling each of these steps, your humble king will work tirelessly to establish the Kingdom of Pooba amongst the many other proud micronations on this globe. Put your faith in your dear leader, and surely the fruits of our labour will shortly follow.

Now, to the boardroom – much work is to be done!!